Blessings in disguise from on high

Ya so I got fired... technically I wasn't fired I just didn't make it past the original training period (which I actually had no idea I was still in) and honestly I couldn't be happier. I think the night manager on the phone was expecting me to cry or to be pissed or something BUT NO! Good riddance to you shitty ass job! yay! so ya, blessing in disguise.

The religious portion of this post comes with a fun activity a friend of mine and I like to try. We've got this thing we do where we log on to dating web sites and basically we search people out, rate their hotness, make fun of their photos, laugh at their sad bios. Basically we are cruel and laugh at peoples misfortunes. Funny stuff you should try it. Now the reason it was especially funny this week is because we logged on to a xtian dating web site with the sole purpose of being dumped for Jesus (no kidding this happened to a friend of mine TWICE!) by some southern bible humper. Needless to say laughs ensued and we enjoy ourselves thoroughly! defiantly a fun activity for a rainy day! The internet dating world is a scary one let me tell you!

You Desired My Attention, But Denied My Affections...

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For those who have been dumped

Another one of the worst feelings in the world :BEING USED. Ya I'd have to say that this one hurts like a son-of-a-bitch. Cause when you've been used you've gotten your hopes up, AND they've reciprocated, so you figure your golden and that everything's gonna be Cinderella from here. WRONG! Many things can happen to throw this fairy tale to the dogs, maybe they freak out, maybe they didn't like you in the first place or maybe they're just emotionally unavailable and stunted. Either way it's a downward spiral of self doubt and pity for the person on the receiving end. Welcome to the real world, one day you think your perfect and the next day (to quote a friend) "All of a sudden your not good enough to suck his dick any more" (SLE). Either way, don't beat yourself up, it happend to the best of us. They'll get what they deserve in the end... which usual ends up being a nasty case of syphilis.